Ninja's Creed... More like Fake Ninja Crap

It's me again.


[SPOILER FOR NINJA'S CREED]


Not like it's a big deal, this movie sucked hardcore.


So, when I was looking last night, I got 75 page hits. That makes me feel special. :) Hopefully other people will hop on the bandwagon, check me out, and follow me like the adorable stalkers you are. :D I'm kidding about the stalker part, ya should still follow though. I'm pretty funny if I must say so myself.


MOVING ON!


I've got an idea for a blog from a fellow blogger, hopefully that fellow blogger says it's cool that I use their idea. (It's important to get permission when using other peoples ideas and thoughts. :])


Anyways, so, I suppose for now I'm going to talk about the new movies I've been watching because I don't do routines...


Todays movie: Ninja's Creed. (also called The Royal Kill)


This movie is a poor example of what a ninja really is. I mean come on, this movie sucked. Hardcore. I don't even want to discuss the plot it was that awful. And the end, we discover the good guy is really the bad guy and thought he was the good guy all along but NO. He's evil. And insane. And kills the girl in the end that he protected throughout the whole fricking movie. Then he is forced to forget everything from the day before and we find out he's really a security guard and was somehow fooled into believing he was the kings soldier and told that sent on a mission by the king. The last twenty minutes of the movie confirms that his role to the "king" was made up by further showing his king as a man in an 11th century painting. Then when night comes back he remembers everything and finally realizes HE'S THE CRAZY ONE! And here's the REAL doozy. He does the whole thing all over again. WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THAT?! AND WHERE ARE ALL THE COOL NINJA MOVES?!


1. I love ninja's.
2. I love sexy ninja's.
3. I love movies.
4. I love sexy men playing as ninja's in movies.
5. I hate Ninja's Creed. -THE WORST EXAMPLE OF A NINJA MOVIE.


IF YOU LOVE NINJA MOVIE'S DO NOOOOTTTTT WATCH! I wish I had read reviews before watching this movie, and even if I did like the plot and characters and twists and crap, the acting and filming were awful. The only good actor was the poor girl that gets killed by her "protector". 


In order to truly forget about that AWFUL movie I have decided to start watching a show called "The Gates". The little plot summarymabob on IMDb says that the show is about "A metropolitan police officer becomes chief of police in a gated suburban neighborhood where vampires, werewolves, witches and other supernatural entities reside." 


The first episode is about a vampire woman who attacks and kills a contractor that ran into her mailbox, trying not to hit the little girl (the vampires daughter). She takes the man inside with good intentions to help but is drew in by the blood. The new police officer investigates the crime, going crazy to find out what happened before being told that he's going to put his families name at risk. Again. (He shot some guy without probable cause.) Anyway, the end of the episode ends with the old chief of police's body being found. Ya know, dead. 


Anyway, this show seems interesting. I kinda like it. It's kinda a slow start but it's good. There's little teenage drama. (The new chiefs son likes a girl at school who has a jealous werewolf boyfriend.) There's of course the supernatural, vampires, werewolves, and witches. All the stuff I am in too. Sadly there is only 13 episodes. Only one season, obviously, and started this year. 


I hope I'm not boring anyone. I just like to write about things I like and see if other people would like them as well. :) Anyway. The show is cute. :) SO far. We will see.


Signing off (for now),
Crazy. Eighteen. Girl.